Well. Well. WELL. Looks like I am going to South Dakota. ANYONE LIVE IN SOUTH DAKOTA? Because last time I was there I was chased down the street by teenagers wielding a can of mace for reasons I will blame my brother on! He talks sometimes! I DON'T WANT TO GET BORED! Who cares if I'll bring my computer, iPod, electric guitar, Nintendo Gamecube and other self-proclaimed worldly obsessions; I NEED LIVING BREATHING ENTERTAINMENT THAT WON'T DIE IF I FORGET TO FEED IT! AND SOME ONE WHO WON'T CHASE ME WITH A CAN OF MACE! Well, if anyone has heard of the-

STURGIS BIKE RALLY

Then I assume I would not have to EXPLAIN WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TYPE! Alright: The Sturgis Bike Rally is a event where thousands of fat sweaty bastards from the corners of the U.S. come to Sturgis, South Dakota and do random crap on their motorcycles and pick up some slutty bitches to show off with them with a pack of cancer sticks and a cheap pair of shades on their faces! My grandparent's (who I will be meeting up there) own a duplex up in that town, so we have a place to stay. AND IT GETS BETTER. There is a possibility I will be getting my own house while I am up there! That would be cool. The other side of duplex is open because... our neighbor.. just died... a month ago. She was cool. SO, I will be able to choose between a house where some lady died, or the other side with my grandparents.

HERE IS WHAT I EXPECT YOU TO BE THINKING RIGHT NOW: "What the Hell, John? You are going to the Black Hills of South Dakota where there are hundreds of attractions JUST TO TAKE RESIDENCE IN A TOWN WHERE A CROWD OF MORONIC AMERICANS THAT VISIT EVERY AUGUST TO GET DRUNK AND TRASH THE STREETS OF THE UNTOUCHED COUNTRYSIDE!

WRONG! We own a lot so I get to sell parking! We made around 246 dollars last time, so this will be cool. AND ANOTHER REASON I LOVE THIS TOWN IS BECAUSE THERE IS A GRAVEYARD! I don't know if you knew, but I LOVE GRAVEYARDS. Though, last time I went through it and was dragged home at 8:00PM by the fuzz because there was apparently a NO TRESPASSING sign there. But yeah. MAYBE I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME.

I better hear from you soon!

John